The Visitors have returned. Ten so far (as against twelve last year), but one was staying well uphill from the others, not talking. Several of the flock seem to be looking at the photographer, but I think they were wary of something on our roof; perhaps crows.
Word has it there was a lapwing in the field a couple of weeks ago, for the first time in several years. Maybe it’ll be a good year for something. Not for human visitors, but.
Also, new lens, which is why I managed to take the shot at all. But it rather exposes the limitations of the old camera . . .
There’s always one; every year. Sometimes down the chimney, sitting in the stove wondering where the world went. Sometimes bashing themselves silly against the windows. (Found a dead one outside a window just last week.) This one found the one remnant bit of netting from an old chicken run someone hadn’t cleared up, wrapped round a fencepost, and wondered what the world would look like if it put its head through. How long it was hanging there I don’t know, but I happened along. It seemed to have lost its voice, but that might have been exhaustion rather than near-strangulation.
I’d like to think it learned a lesson, but I’m not convinced. They’re supposed to be intelligent birds, but what lesson?
Don’t try to squeeze your head into gaps you can’t fly through?
Is that not instinct already? Probably not. That’s how you find nesting holes.
If these big clumsy ground things grab you and scare you near to death, they might not eat you? Even if they start chewing the thing you can’t get away from, right beside you. (One hand holding bird, one holding net. No scissors to hand, only teeth . . . to, er, mouth.)
I doubt it. You have to be able to understand the lesson to learn it, and I think all it understood was ‘eeeeeeee . . . (etc.) . . . eeeeeeeee’, repeated every time it caught a mental breath. If. Then shutdown. Until I’d got it back to the house, got someone with scissors, juggled bird and camera for a bit and thrown it skyward, since when it might have some opportunity for reflection. Until a cat or a hawk gets it. I don’t hold out any more hope for its good sense in future than I do for comprehending gratitude. Still, photo. That’ll do.
I can’t help but think there’s probably something in existence that could put me in such a situation, only it might not involve something big wandering past that doesn’t eat humans, and I might not feel quite so able to fly nimbly away on restart, if let go. Or it might be something that traps us collectively, and there might be no-one who can make sense of it who’s in a position to help, or willing.
Migränesengel (The Angel of Migraines,Angelus hemicrania)
Like other Angels,A. hemicrania has no cerebrum of its own, so to perform non-instinctive mental tasks it must appropriate a host brain. This species eschews anæsthesia for brute force, but may nevertheless take some time to penetrate the host’s defences, a process known as the prodromal phase. Following host absorption, an individual Migränesengel may spend from two to seventy-two hours in thought. Subsequently, the host is frequently left too weak to offer any resistance to a second Angel, and absorptions may repeat indefinitely, or until the host becomes comatose.
Unlike those of other known species, the supplementary cranial vault of the Migränesengel is bilobial, and only one lobe at a time encloses the host brain. The alternate lobe then acts as a form of mirror chamber in which sound, smells, tastes, light, darkness, emotions and memories are accelerated and fed back to the exposed hemisphere of the brain, at energy levels exceeding the processing capacity of animal nervous systems. (This has been described as the original denial-of-service attack.) Whether the Angel derives any benefit from this is unknown.
