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Migränesengel

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Migränesengel

Migränesengel (The Angel of Migraines, Angelus hemicrania)

Like other Angels, A. hemicrania has no cerebrum of its own, so to perform non-instinctive mental tasks it must appropriate a host brain. This species eschews anæsthesia for brute force, but may nevertheless take some time to penetrate the host’s defences, a process known as the prodromal phase. Following host absorption, an individual Migränesengel may spend from two to seventy-two hours in thought. Subsequently, the host is frequently left too weak to offer any resistance to a second Angel, and absorptions may repeat indefinitely, or until the host becomes comatose.

Unlike those of other known species, the supplementary cranial vault of the Migränesengel is bilobial, and only one lobe at a time encloses the host brain. The alternate lobe then acts as a form of mirror chamber in which sound, smells, tastes, light, darkness, emotions and memories are accelerated and fed back to the exposed hemisphere of the brain, at energy levels exceeding the processing capacity of animal nervous systems. (This has been described as the original denial-of-service attack.) Whether the Angel derives any benefit from this is unknown.


Paintbrush

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But what for do you need paintbrush cleaners, Madam — do you not have the Sea?

Today I notice that some of the fawn specks I thought were sand were really young barnacles trying to live on the paint. I wish I had known, and had a macro lens.


Don’t Dig Them

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don’t dig them

you people are strange digging deep the ground for glittering stones to put on you
(Rana temporaria temporaria)


Frog Eye

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Frog Eye

there are stones called tiger eye . . . but really I think they’re frog eye
(Rana temporaria temporaria I believe)


Bee with Passengers

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bee with passengers

and bees have smaller fleas that bite ’em?

it is hard to escape the impression that these mites are parasitical; but proportionally, if I had a dozen rats nestled into my fur I might do something about it unless they were paying their way somehow; but I am not a bee (in case you wonder)


Beefight

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Beefight

on a spray of willow catkins, two bees pushing and shoving to get the most nectar; the one on the left seemed unwell, and stayed trying to feed till late evening, unable to just fly to a different twig, and so often in conflict with others; that on the right was normally strong in spite of its load of mites; there is some debate around how parasitic, or how symbiotic these might be; but all the strong bees that day had mites clinging on


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